Friday, 6 January 2012

10 points of view from Grandma's perspective on a woman

1• never wear a shirt/blouse with writing displayed across the front. It could avert men's eyes from a lovely face, and outline a woman's bust area.

2• A computer is an evil instrument of torture, to be used only by those ready to wield it with full power and responsibility. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU.

3• Your skirts should never come up above the knee, preferably, they stay floor length and of a nice thick material so as not to be seen through.

4• Never ever EVER elope with a man unworthy of marriage.

5• Spend time knitting, stitching and sewing. Do not proceed to develop any sporting skills or develop any muscle, with the exception of hand muscles.

6• Sit with your knees together and your back straight.

7• drink tea and water, do not consume any other beverages except for the occasional champagne.

8• hold your teacup and saucer in 2 hands, left holding the saucer on a flat palm, the right hand holding the cup with only 4 fingers-pinky finger should be pointed out.

9• Dance should not vary from a waltz. ballroom dancing is very fashionable, and should be the only form of dance. Any other types are provocative and ugly.

10• Hair should always be kept in a long braid or coiled in a tight bun on top of head. 2 locks of hair on either side of face should hang down in corkscrew curls.

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